As promised, my first 16 bars of my chicken pox rap…?

I thought it would never happen, but It finally did
I got infected with chicken pox, I’m in bed, i’m sick
This is only Day 2, tryin not to scratch
had an oatmeal bath can you believe that?
I never had chicken soup when I was runnin a fever
but now I’m confined to my own room
for the first time, can’t have a whole meal
no chicken, only fruits and veggies or no deal
Now I had to listen to the doc who said
“don’t take the vaccine Chicken pox is actually good for you
let it come and go, then it’ll never come again true”
Now I’m sittin tryin not to scratch, readin horrible things on the net
There’s all sorts of sh!t that really makin me fret
I got like a week and a half to go for sure man…
and if I, without a scar, make it,
I’d shake the doc’s hand
do my victory dance
(then I’d put his head in my microvave oven and !bake it!)

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