because eating a egg is almost the same as a unwilling abortion by the chicken right? so not only are to killing the chickens baby and eating it, your making it give up a unborn child you don’t know if it wants to keep.
tbh, im not trying to prove anything, just gross some people out.
and also, what makes humans better then animals?
Darth Eugene Vader,
who said anything about eating a person? you blood hungry monster!!
XD
wow so it seems no one can take a joke o.O
thanks for the laugh though guys…
Spiderman 2099
eww dont talk about peta please…i hate them..this is just a joke i thought i would have fun with those "pro life" people that are only pro human life…
36 responses so far ↓
1 TEH TYME KITTEH =^..^= // Oct 30, 2008
not human
2 apt.209 // Oct 30, 2008
Animals are below people. Thanks, now I never want to eat another egg. Gross.
3 Traveler // Oct 30, 2008
wrong!
4 Antie pantie // Oct 30, 2008
Except we kill chickens also, so…
Thou shalt not kill, is for humans only.
Come on, aren’t you atheists suppose to be clever.
5 aponi // Oct 30, 2008
just wanted to say BRAVO!!!!
6 omni // Oct 30, 2008
Human beings are superior to animals, FYI.
7 lisaldb3 // Oct 30, 2008
Well the sell of eggs are going to drop now. Unless they can find a passage in their bible that will let them.
8 Fosho..™ // Oct 30, 2008
omg! You think chickens are humans too!! wow….can I shake your hand!!!!!!! I've never met a more dummer dumba$$!!!
9 beta_fishy // Oct 30, 2008
10 jello☮ // Oct 30, 2008
we don’t care about chickens man. we’re not vegetarians.
11 Pastor Biker // Oct 30, 2008
not the same and yes I eat plenty of eggs as well as cow, pig, duck, crab lobster, catfish, bass, chicken, turkey and many more…and we kill those before eating soo whats that mean? lol
12 daken // Oct 30, 2008
why do you think I can’t eat chicken omelets
but they believe that animals are bellow humans so they don’t care
13 Sadie // Oct 30, 2008
….thanks…i’ve been a vegetarian my whole life. But that just made me want to be a vegan..ugh gross
14 wtf // Oct 30, 2008
humans are the center of the universe!
we rule, animals drool.
15 lolly poop // Oct 30, 2008
You can not compare a child to a chickens egg.. if thats your way of justifying abortion then you need your head checked
16 mr fixit // Oct 30, 2008
Hens produce eggs whether there is a male about or not. That gives me a clue that eggs are okay to eat.
17 Lightandtruth // Oct 30, 2008
Yes, chicken eggs.
18 Nostradamus is back squared // Oct 30, 2008
Yes. Every time I eat an egg I imagine it is a fetus. Have you ever thought of not wasting your time in asking questions regarding topics that will never be solved or agreed upon. The topic of abortion is so old and boring and I’m really sick of hearing about it. Nothing will ever change so lets all just stop wasting our time.
19 Mr.Samsa // Oct 30, 2008
They probably eat chicken, too, so they probably don’t view that as tantamount to killing a human.
20 elyon // Oct 30, 2008
poached, fried, boiled, in salads, in soups, etc………………………….
and since the chickens get fed and a place to sleep, they don’t really care, as far as medical science can determine.
For all others except the asker, I tried to dress this nonsense up, but it still didn’t work. The sad thing is, he may actually be serious!!!
21 FROG E // Oct 30, 2008
Please..be a troll..be a troll..be a troll
22 Darth Eugene Vader // Oct 30, 2008
Most do, unless being part of a minority that is alergic to eggs or follows a diet or lifestyle that forbids eating eggs.
Sorry but, eating animals or animals eggs is not the same thing as eating human flesh or an unborn child.
23 Spiderman 2099 // Oct 30, 2008
If a chicken is ready to fight me for it's rights, I might take it under consideration…until then, I want mine scrambled…
24 Bewitching Succubus // Oct 30, 2008
Eggs we eat are unfertilized, not similar to a fetus at all.
Humans aren’t better than animals, my Cats don’t murder other cats and wage wars on each other for the colour of their fur.
x
25 HappyLass // Oct 30, 2008
Nice try, but a Chicken egg has to be fertilized before it can produce a Chick . Otherwise it’s just an egg … yummm
26 Foul5town // Oct 30, 2008
You’re saying there’s no difference between an a child and a chick. If it came down to which one to be for food you could close your eyes and randomly pick. Wow…
27 Joe P // Oct 30, 2008
human eggs, no.
Chickens are not humans and God gave us dominion over animals. God did NOT give us dominion over humans, so we have no right to take human life.
28 rowan20172000 // Oct 30, 2008
umm no…it’s unfertilized, no chicken babies involved.
lol
29 TD Euwaite™ // Oct 30, 2008
Do abortionists eat human embryos? I’m not seeing your comparison.
30 badkitty_dc // Oct 30, 2008
I’m not sure of why this is funny. It just is.
31 Loosey // Oct 30, 2008
You’ve only grazed the tip of the iceberg. You know, as do most of us, even though we don’t wanna go there, what horrible things we do to creatures on this earth to eat them en masse. Stockyards, force feeding, slaughterhouse screams. But I appreciate your point. We wear species blinders. And for authority we got a 1400 year old book telling us we own the planet, which we have pretty much trashed. Used to be you could see the Sierras from the Rocky Mountains. That was less than 100 years ago. Well, might makes right, but there will come a day when sheep, through quiet study and great dedication, will master the art of karate. Then they will hang US on meat hooks.
32 Fireball // Oct 30, 2008
eggs arent human….I like them scrambled with green peppers and onions..
33 wbusykat4 // Oct 30, 2008
34 jcmazza101 // Oct 30, 2008
Don’t condemn those that eat eggs when there are those engaged in embryonic research.
35 Auntie·Christ ((((allecat)))) // Oct 30, 2008
A friend of mine calls eggs “Chicken Periods”.
Ick.
It grosses me out every time I hear it.
I’m still proudly and gladly pro-choice, regardless.
36 Phoenix Quill // Oct 30, 2008
ABORTION
We mustn’t delay
That terminal day
When we take the life of a child.
For it is what it seems
When we all hear the screams
There’s just no end of grief at the trial
But we’re blameless & free
If we don’t hear a plea
As we cut through their flesh with a knife
I hear it’s not murder
As long as you kill
Before they can beg for their life
Phoenix Quill
07/08