How do you get Halloween Candy off the ceilings of your house?

17 responses so far ↓

• 1 Death Fox Lady // Nov 9, 2008

  Attaching the candy to a firecracker was a horrible idea…..

  I’ll try a broom….

• 2 Kid // Nov 9, 2008

  The same way “A Knull” gets his masturbation fluids out of his mother so she doesn’t get impregnated

• 3 nickels are the magical coins... // Nov 9, 2008

  i make Willis, my sock puppet friend, climb up a ladder and retrieve the candy…as for how it got there…well…the world will never know…*Willis snickers evilly in the background*…

• 4 Street // Nov 9, 2008

  Try eating the candy.

• 5 ★ebethhh★ // Nov 9, 2008

  to “a knull”:
  youre an asshole. get outta here.

• 6 John M // Nov 9, 2008

  I had red Jell-O on my ceiling about ten years ago. My son never did give me an explanation.

• 7 Purple // Nov 9, 2008

  George the Giraffe!!

• 8 1thousand is super fantastic // Nov 9, 2008

  the only things I've had to get off a ceiling in a hurry were red wine and buffalo brains. Not on the same day…or whatever.

• 9 Pocket Full A Sunshine // Nov 9, 2008

  I toss the dog up to the ceiling and hope he can lick fast.. before he falls and breaks his legs off.

• 10 widow // Nov 9, 2008

  “Eleanor!!!! Quit throwing the ones you don’t like up at the ceiling!!!

  Giselle!!! Eat those candies up there.”

  And that’s how it happened.

• 11 Love Hurts! // Nov 9, 2008

  Invest in a colony of geckos.

• 12 IKE // Nov 9, 2008

  I used to throw the chocolates I didnt like under my fathers bed. I really dont know why. I do know however, he was nowhere near as amused about it,as my sister and I were .

• 13 τuβlєt ωαητ тo τяy Iŧ ™ // Nov 9, 2008

  It sounds like they are trying to escape. If you open a window up and point it out to them, I bet they’ll come down from the ceiling on their own.

• 14 Joey Kun miss you // Nov 9, 2008

  jus' leave it there!! u cen have a snack when ur pretendin to be spiderman' weth me nex' tiem…♥

  *holds my sides an rolls around laughin hystericallee at pocket full of sunshines answer*

• 15 Lisa the Pooh // Nov 9, 2008

  With the Annual Ceiling Powerwashing every November 1st, of course!!
  You mean you never celebrated that??!
  (That must mean you are one of “those”…)

  Not sure how it gets there– being in that sugar coma and all…

• 16 luvzkatz // Nov 9, 2008

  Eleanor was hiding her stash of candy in her trunk and had to sneeze.

  Leave it there and eventually it will dry and fall down. Sorry, that’s all I got.

• 17 Boopsie // Nov 9, 2008

  Go to the nearest Hardware store and buy four toilet plungers..remove the suction cups and attach them to you hands and feet with duct tape…climb up the wall and onto the ceiling..and there you are..eat away!!

  and let Eleanor know there will be NO more candy for her next Halloween unless she learns to chew with her mouth closed!!