How do you open your throat to chug a beer?

ok i keep reading that the best tecnique to chugging a beer in one gulp ( like the fastest way to chug) is to open your throat and just pour it down. i can chug a beer in about 2.5-3 seconds and i keep trying to open my throat but always end up gulping. how do you open your throat to pour the beer down? ive tried sucking in to burp but instead of sucking in air i suck in the beer but i cant do it in one shot still. if you want to open your throat to breathe, you inhale and your throat does the rest so how do you open your throat so that your esophogus opens the valve to your stomac? i know its possible because ive seen it in videos and i want to learn so please help
also, im looking to know how to pour it down your throat. i want to know how to open my throat and to pour the beer down. no shotgunning, straws in bottles, funnels, big gulping or what ever. i know that warmer beer is better and i drink responsible. i know its a dumb question but i really wanted to know even if it is a sin and its a waste of a beer cause i dont like the taste very much anyway but i dont want to switch to liquor. geunness is supposed to be good for chugging too but i just need to know how to get the beer from point A to point B by opening my throat because i dont understand the concept of opening your throat. please tell me the actions that take place in opening your throat
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