I miss the old days of the “Government Cheese”, that stuff was the bomb!
If one candidate or the other promised to “Bring back the government cheese”, would that play in your decision?
November 9th, 2008 · 11 Comments
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11 responses so far ↓
1 Carpe diem // Nov 9, 2008
I’m for government cheesecake.
2 red // Nov 9, 2008
I didn’t get that, but we used to get apples from the government when I was in Kindergarten! (had naps, too) No, it wouldn’t.
3 researcher_64 // Nov 9, 2008
I hate cheese. I’d vote against that candidate.
4 sassydude // Nov 9, 2008
I agree. That cheese was the best. I used to get it from poor friends. Now that I am poor I could use some of my own..
5 Betsy // Nov 9, 2008
Made good fish bait.
6 damond h // Nov 9, 2008
Rest easy… Obama already has. It’s coming back and we all will be getting it soon enough.
7 swf42 // Nov 9, 2008
LoL - that velveeta crap was nasty. but it fed a lot of people.
8 GABY // Nov 9, 2008
Don’t worry, Obama will take all that money from the rich businesses and rich whites (dem whitey’s and businesses are the whole problem) and buy us all cheese and a lot more. Free health care, free college for everybody, More jobs, and reduce the national debt at the same time.
I can’t wait. No need to produce anymore. We can all be equal. It will be like heaven on earth. No wars, no recessions, no unemployment, and all the world will love us.
9 Obama bin Biden // Nov 9, 2008
That’s what Obama is trying to do. Buy votes.
It’s directly from the Democrat playbook.
10 mobilemitter // Nov 9, 2008
Oh yes! And don’t leave out the butter!
Democratic plan for distributing cheese and butter :
1. Milk the cash cow to death.
2. Blame death on Bush
3. Order steaks all around (we do have fresh meat anyway right?)
4. Form an investigation to find out who else can be blamed for the death
5. Create another government agency to oversee the milking of future cash cows
6. Raise taxes to purchase another cash cow, blame it on Bush.
7. Begin milking the new cash cow to death and repeat cycle.
11 Dave // Nov 9, 2008
If someone brought back Andrew Jackson’s big block of cheese I’d eat while waiting to meet with the president.