Is the only race you have ever won in your life the race to your moms egg?

July 4th, 2008 · 3 Comments

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Do you remember that race?

How much did you win by?

Is that weird to think you were once INSIDE a penis?

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    3 responses so far ↓

    • 1 Huey J // Jul 4, 2008

      seek help.

    • 2 SANDRA B // Jul 4, 2008

      I like tor random question,the second race I won was the Sack race

    • 3 Spikey // Jul 4, 2008

      This has totally brightend up my day after just being in the middle of a pointless argument!

      It really has got a great humour side to it :D and then reading the first 2 answers tops the humour up :P

      to be honest I had thought about a similar situation I just keep thinking…what if it wasnt me who reached the egg and i try to imagine the sitution …milions of sperm swimming up and theres me right at the front and the burrow! :P

      but its funny how you think about being inside a penis haha! :P

      only half of you came from a penis and the other half of you came from the egg so its pretty wierd to image you were in a penis!

      but it would be funny if a kid went to his daddy and D-Kegged him and said..daddy i want to know where i came from and daddy shows the danggling balls! :P

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