Alright i need to think of things that can go wrong with making a cake, a kind of mistake a child would make. For example - spilling the milk or dropping the eggs. I can’t think of any others.. Forgetting to wash hands?
If you want to know what it’s for, i’m doing a project for school where we have to write a childrens picture book.. Anyway i’d really appreciate some help, i’ve been really sick and missed out on a fair bit of school and i’m a bit behind.
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1 Blah Blah Blah // Nov 9, 2008
sneezed in the batter?
ate all the icing?
no clean mixing bowls?
bugs in the sugar/flour?
left the cake in the oven too long?
umm.. if i think of any i’ll come back and add them.
2 sparkle12253 // Nov 9, 2008
mixing up sugar and salt
mixing up tablespoons and teaspoons
FIRE
thinking an upside down cake needs to be baked upside down?
baking ribbons into a red ribbon ckae
3 Zelda // Nov 9, 2008
forget to turn on the oven or set it for the wrong temp
mistake tablespoons for teaspoons and use too much of something
4 Alethea // Nov 9, 2008
including ingredients they like but don’t necessarily work well with the recipe
5 Kai H // Nov 9, 2008
- add the whole egg
- add the shells of an egg instead of the egg itself
- put in yogurt for taste (because yogurt tastes good)
- put in gum
- pour in perfume so then it’ll smell good
- throw in an whole fruit so it’ll be fruity
- throw in sponges because the cake is called sponge cake
Hope this helps
6 Alternating Current // Nov 9, 2008
*Killing themselves trying to use the blender.
*Throwing eggs at the wall for fun.
*Putting their tongue on a wall outlet.
*Shooting someone to death with an AK-47 they pulled out from off-screen, and putting the victim’s blood in the batter as a sacrifice to the gods.
*Putting their hair in the blender.
*Pissing into the batter.
*Cleaning the bowl with their spit.
*Using the toilet as a blender.
*Using toilet water for the batter.
*Puking into the batter.
*Murdering someone and hiding their head in the batter.
*Using the garbage to ’season’ the batter.
*Using white sugar in place of brown sugar.
*Eating all of the batter before cooking.
*Cooking themselves.
*Cooking their siblings.
*Cooking their friends.
*Cooking their parents.
*Forgetting that the cake is a lie.
*Using expired milk in the batter.
*Using expired eggs in the batter.
*Using expired Soylent Green in the batter.
*Using fresh Soylent Green in the batter.
*Not mixing the batter.
*Bleeding into the batter.
*Pissing off an op and getting +b’d from #kitchen.
*Pissing off an ircop and getting klined from the irc network.