Spiritually Speaking: Is there more love in a bottle of beer or the bible?
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1 Zombie Kitty [Atheati Underling] // Nov 10, 2008
Beer FTW.
2 THE MIGHTY RA // Nov 10, 2008
Neither, there is more love in a rural pub than any church though.
3 Super Grover Xtians Nightmare // Nov 10, 2008
real ale, as opposed to…….
4 Empress Kat [Atheati] // Nov 10, 2008
The beer certainly goes down easier.
5 Lilith Raven // Nov 10, 2008
Beer for sure..
6 james o // Nov 10, 2008
I always liked Ben Franklin. He was one of the few colonial fathers who was not afraid of women.
He supposedly once said, “Beer is proof that God lves us, and wants us to be happy.”
I really like Ben Franklin. He’s alright in my book.
7 mohammadmel // Nov 10, 2008
beer stimulates your feelings,
8 cppegirl // Nov 10, 2008
Give me Beer, or give me death!! Drinks for everyone!
9 grayure // Nov 10, 2008
I see beer as a way to avoid confronting problems which makes them worse. I suppose some people might see the Bible that way too.
10 Jesus Fish // Nov 10, 2008
how can you have serious answers if your question isnt even serious?
11 The System Orange // Nov 10, 2008
One pub may be full of more hate than anywhere on earth and one church may be full of more love than anywhere on earth, and vice versa. I don’t think a bottle or a bible can be capable of love, they are inanimate objects.
12 kit ^..^ // Nov 10, 2008
Beer!
13 Vernon Dozier: Redux // Nov 10, 2008
There seems to be a strong statistical relationship between beer consumption and love, and a strong inverse statistical correlation between Bible reading and love. For every one more beer I drink, I feel 6.7% more love. However, for every page of the Bible I read, I feel .057% less loving. Hmmm….
14 Mels Bells // Nov 10, 2008
I’ll spiritually ponder this one for awhile
15 MUDARTHA // Nov 10, 2008
Love of God, which is associated with the love of neighbour is in the Bible, whereas love of the world, initiated by the devil is in the bottle of beer. It is upto one to choose, Heaven or hell. Unfortunately more people choose the second one
May God Bless you
16 ebenjosiah // Nov 10, 2008
Love is relative so it depends on the individual. The bible to many people is not the word of God because God did not write it and not even Jesus Christ wrote a word in it. I would have loved to see Jesus as the author of the bible so as to give it some credibility he being the son of God?
More importantly, the claim that God inspired the writing of the scripture books is false. Or tell me, did God only inspire the writings in the bible? Is it to say that God is a christian?
To the non christian the bible means nothing to him and therefore he would prefer his bottle to the bible. But do you know how many christians love the bottle just as much as the bible?More importantly, I am yet to see a reknowned proffessor sitting in the comfort of his room and inspiring his students to pass their examinations. It has never happened before and it would never happen. For the proffessor to inspire his students the logical thing for him to do is to go and meet his students face to face and teach them and that is the only way he can inspire them. That being the case, one is at a loss as to how God will sit up there as it were only to inspire people with stone intellec so to speak to write the scriptures and say it is the word of God? How can God misrepresent Himself as someone who has no name, image, form and likeness and top it up by saying He is everywhere?
17 ctea // Nov 10, 2008
easy question, beer for sure! After 6 or 12 or maybe 18 the beer goggles come on the love begins.