survey: What are the requirements to get a cool job in a coffee shop?

9 responses so far ↓

• 1 嗨！ // Nov 9, 2008

  A bad attitude.

• 2 Jacob // Nov 9, 2008

  dig the elevator music they play

• 3 Ink Corporate // Nov 9, 2008

  Chew tobacco

• 4 Shaula359 // Nov 9, 2008

  You have to be an 'undocumented' worker and English is barely a second language for you.
  (At least that is what it seems to be from my visits to San Jose, San Fransisco and Seattle)

• 5 kitty // Nov 9, 2008

  Wear a tacky hair net, dont smile, wear flip flops and cuss..

• 6 Glow wings // Nov 9, 2008

  Ex-employee of Starbucks would certainly be an advantage lol!

• 7 Wascaly Wabbit // Nov 9, 2008

  Yes, the funkier the better. Make sure you have a bar through you eyebrow too.

• 8 Siouxxi B. Morningstar // Nov 9, 2008

  For the males, they have to be gay and have an attitude.

  For females, using being a total airhead is sufficient.

• 9 harrygams // Nov 9, 2008

  Pretentious & act like you are doing the customer a favor serving them over priced coffee.