Why can’t the chicken just appreciate the side of the road it’s on?

27 responses so far ↓

• 1 Teegan // Nov 10, 2008

  lmao! Thats a pretty good point xD

• 2 Megafunk // Nov 10, 2008

  It wanted to be inquisitive! Leave it alone! lol

• 3 Kel // Nov 10, 2008

  Cause it wants to get to the other side

• 4 Typo Puppy // Nov 10, 2008

  I know it always thinks the grass is greener over there!

• 5 gnomus12 // Nov 10, 2008

  Because on the other side of the road is the red light district…and everyone gets tempted to check it out at least once.

• 6 BaNaNa // Nov 10, 2008

  let me ask the chicken first ok..u wait there..=p

• 7 Lil o me // Nov 10, 2008

  because the chicken needed to be some where on the other side. duh. ღchey

• 8 ale15 // Nov 10, 2008

  because i’m curious that’s why.

• 9 GOATS // Nov 10, 2008

  Everyone says that the grass is greener on the other side. sadly it is not always true but the chicken wouldn’t know better.

• 10 ☼Top Contributor☼ // Nov 10, 2008

  he’s heard of “the grass is always greener on the other side” and he wants to find out

• 11 cнєlѕєα …εïз // Nov 10, 2008

  He’s a rooster. He wants to prove he’s no chicken.

  

• 12 timmay cahill // Nov 10, 2008

  He ran away from a guy that looked like colonel Sanders

• 13 Mr. Just Julie // Nov 10, 2008

  I swear, if I hear the cow crossed the road because he was stuck to the chicken’s butt one more time, I’m going postal.

  Will I be suspended for saying ‘going postal’?

• 14 ♥ Brown Eyed Girl ♥ // Nov 10, 2008

  You know the old saying, we always think the grass is greener somewhere else

• 15 crazy_sexy_cool_chica // Nov 10, 2008

  grass is always greener on the otherside… but you’ll most likely get hit by a tractor trailer on the way there.

• 16 Regina O // Nov 10, 2008

  Because all living things have a natural curiosity

• 17 My source is me // Nov 10, 2008

  because it wants to waddle around and try to get hit by the cars flying on the road but unfortunately everytime he crosses there are no cars

• 18 remoserjr107 // Nov 10, 2008

  The Roosters are Too Old…!!

• 19 ~Papi™~ played like a toy // Nov 10, 2008

  Because there’s always some fool like me chasing it for my dinner.

• 20 deblee60 // Nov 10, 2008

  Because he thinks it’s the wrong side.

• 21 Rocky G // Nov 10, 2008

  cause of the grass thing i think…

• 22 MeGhAn_O.o // Nov 10, 2008

  hahahaha. you just put a nice little smirk on my face. tehe. :o)

• 23 cels giant beaver luvs wood // Nov 10, 2008

  Because the chicken is an ungrateful little cock-a-doodle-doo’er, and he will never be happy with where he’s at.

  Personally, I think we should smother him with gravy and eat him.

• 24 The Joker // Nov 10, 2008

  Maybe the KFC Colonel is stood on that side of the road holding a cleaver?

• 25 The Night Of The Wolf // Nov 10, 2008

  we all want to explore, ya know what i mean?

  answer mine please…….

  http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApjOiJ7IM49PYq7D3OGOuCXsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20081103071527AAmxiLJ

• 26 Chester™ // Nov 10, 2008

  What? and miss out being roadkill?

• 27 The spellin nazi // Nov 10, 2008

  Rofl!
  I guess the “grass is greener on the other side of the road.”